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WHAT'S GOING ON?

The BBC gave us a lunch as a farewell!!

Talk about dancing on your own grave - it was embarrassing.

I accosted the woman who axed us and said 'Well? Why?'

and her reply was 'We want younger fresher blood!'

I REST MY CASE

 

Posted on 11/1/2010

MY BOOK. MY BOOK????

Having destroyed the laptop I've now found the files for my autobiography - so when I get to SA it's ALL SYSTEMS GO!!

Well, here I am, back from a month in South Africa and I didn't write one word of the book!

Are you like that? As soon as I'm away I forget about all the things I promised myself I'd do.

If you write to me please send an SAE if you'd like a reply.  The contact address is Mr B. Langford, (my agent) at 17 Westfields Ave, LONDON SW13 OAT and I'll get them.

 

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Posted on 4/8/2008